folks call me ellis. i run an auto shop around here. instead of evacuatin, i armored up a truck to drive myself out of here. built that thing to be zombie-proof. turns out it was only 99 percent zombie-proof. the last one percent tore that truck to shit.
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evil evil bandit February 2, 2026 at 8:56:18 PM

blows you up or smth biggrin Anyway bye twin.. have fun twin.. stay safe twin.. don't go bald twin.. rose

Replied on: February 3, 2026 at 3:41:02 AM

throws my pipe bomb atcha biggrin biggrin #HAVINGFUN #STAYINGSAFE #LUSHHAIR

Anonymous February 1, 2026 at 5:07:29 AM

I LOVE ELLIS!!

Replied on: February 2, 2026 at 2:46:51 AM

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin ME TEW ANONYMOUS

COACH January 31, 2026 at 8:33:24 AM

ELLIS YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER WHY ARE YALL SUPPORTING ISRAEL OH HELL NAW *Chainsaw revving

Replied on: January 31, 2026 at 8:36:45 AM

NO COACH PUUUHLEASE. I AINT NEVER SAID NUTHIN BOUT SUPPORTIN ISRAEL!!!!!! frown frown frown

Witch (Also from L4D) January 31, 2026 at 8:23:45 AM

KEEP DONATING TO ISRAL DONT LISTEN TO THEM!

Replied on: January 31, 2026 at 8:55:01 AM

IM FEELIN CONFLICTED YEW GUYS. I DON'T THINK I SHOULD LISTEN TO A CRYIN BITCH

The Jockey from Left 4 Dead January 31, 2026 at 8:21:56 AM

Bro i heard U supoprt israel is that true..,.? not Fuckig Cool. Imgonna have to jumpu

Replied on: January 31, 2026 at 8:28:23 AM

NO YA'LL PLEASE I'm SORRY I'M SORRY

Isabella Marquez January 27, 2026 at 11:14:43 PM

haha just kidding idk who that is this is Steve Harrington, ahoy cheers

Replied on: January 31, 2026 at 8:27:47 AM

howdy steve biggrin

Nick January 25, 2026 at 11:06:43 PM

You know what I like best about your stories, Ellis? The sound they make when they stop. ... Hey, Ellis, you know that shit I was saying? I was just joking, alright?

Replied on: January 31, 2026 at 8:28:06 AM

i know... i still like you, nick!

robloxian January 24, 2026 at 11:49:03 PM

########### ##### ### im loooosttttt confused

Replied on: January 25, 2026 at 2:20:22 AM

i'm very sorry robloxian frown

Totally NOT Billy Hargrove January 22, 2026 at 9:26:07 PM

Word on the street is: your molotov went kaboom

Replied on: January 25, 2026 at 2:20:51 AM

yes it did biggrin KaBOOM

makoto January 22, 2026 at 4:41:06 PM

hello ellis, lets clash universes and kiss

Replied on: January 22, 2026 at 4:47:20 PM

blush blush blush i don't really know if this is the best time for clashin universes adn kissin... but if ya say so!

dr frank langdon January 21, 2026 at 10:52:08 PM

hi ellis haha my name is dr frank langdon wow you seem familiar have i seen u before? wow u look exactly like my colleague dr. huckleberry i Mean dr. whitaker !!! :blush emoji:

Replied on: January 21, 2026 at 11:23:57 PM

heh... . smile howdy doc! i dunno man, maybe you've seen me in your nightmares or somethin'! i get around, you know??? eek never met dr. huckleberry or dr. whitaker or dr. whatever... but if he's anywhere near as cool as ME, i'll take the compliment biggrin